(Verse 1) Yo, Yves Montand, the French charmer, With a smile so bright, but your moves are a bummer, You sang with the stars, but let’s be real, Your dance moves look like a bad meal deal!

(Chorus) Yves, Yves, what’s the fuss? You’re a legend, but come on, let’s discuss, From the silver screen to the stage, But your fashion sense? It’s stuck in a cage!

(Verse 2) You wooed Simone, but what’s the score? Left her for a star, now you’re just a bore, You played it cool, but we all know, Your love life’s a circus, just a sideshow!

(Chorus) Yves, Yves, what’s the fuss? You’re a legend, but come on, let’s discuss, From the silver screen to the stage, But your fashion sense? It’s stuck in a cage!

(Bridge) You sang in the rain, but can’t take a joke, Your career’s a ride, but it’s all just smoke, You’re a French icon, but let’s not pretend, Your quirks and your flops, they never quite end!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Yves, with your charming flair, Just remember, my dude, we’re all in this affair, You’re a star, no doubt, but let’s keep it light, With a wink and a laugh, we’ll roast you tonight!

(Chorus) Yves, Yves, what’s the fuss? You’re a legend, but come on, let’s discuss, From the silver screen to the stage, But your fashion sense? It’s stuck in a cage!

(Outro) So raise a glass to Montand, the man of the hour, With a laugh and a smile, you still got the power, Just remember this track, it’s all in good fun, Yves Montand, you’re still number one!