Hey, hey, gather ‘round,
Let me tell you a tale of the silliest clown!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well, folks, let me lighten this load.
It looked both ways, it was no fool,
Out to prove it could break every rule!
Cluck, cluck, jabber, ha-ha, giggle,
Crossing that highway made me wiggle.
From side to side, what a view,
Laughing out loud, I’ll tell you what’s true!
Passed a truck and dodged a bike,
I swear it was dance, not just a hike.
The rooster cheered, the cows showed glee,
Chickens unite, setting humor free!
Cluck, cluck, jabber, ha-ha, giggle,
Crossing that highway made me wiggle.
From side to side, what a view,
Laughing out loud, I’ll tell you what’s true!
And all the traffic lights turned green,
It’s a poultry party, oh what a scene!
The farmer rolled his eyes in despair,
While the chicken strutted, without a care.
[Solo]
(Guitar riffs, funky chicken dance)
Then came the duck, slipped on a grape,
“Now that’s a fowl, doing a crop escape!”
Chickens and ducks, what a funny fight,
Waddling in chorus, chasing their fright.
Cluck, cluck, jabber, ha-ha, giggle,
Crossing that highway made me wiggle.
From side to side, what a view,
Laughing out loud, I’ll tell you what’s true!
[Key Change]
(Upbeat transition, feel that spright!)
And just like that, the squirrel joined in,
Throwing acorns with a cheeky grin.
“Who knew this road was a comedy piece?”
Where traffic jams lead to laughter’s release!
Cluck, cluck, jabber, ha-ha, giggle,
Crossing that highway made me wiggle.
From side to side, what a view,
Laughing out loud, I’ll tell you what’s true!
So next time you see a chicken bold,
Remember this story that’s never old.
Life’s a comedy, just take the crack,
Don’t be surprised if it crosses back!