[Verse]

She's a sales clerk, for crying out loud

One of many who have worked in the store

She walks in, greets me and walks to the counter

Like all of them did many times before

[Chorus]

So what do I care if her skirt is too short

What do I care what kind of clothes she wears

What do I care what she does and with who

I don't understand, seriously, what do I care

[Verse]

I see her arrange stuff on the shelves

Do her job with zest, passion and zeal

Why do I notice her more than the others

It's so ridiculous, what the hell is the deal

[Chorus]

And what do I care if her skirt is too short

What do I care what kind of clothes she wears

What do I care what she does and with who

I don't understand, seriously, what do I care

[Bridge]

Why does her smile affect me so much

And why do I keep thinking of her touch

And for God's sake

[Chorus]

What do I care if her skirt is too short

What do I care what kind of clothes she wears

What do I care what she does and with who

I don't understand, seriously, what do I care

Somebody, please tell me, what do I care