[Intro – adlibs]

Yuh…

Wen moon? Wen gainz?

More like… Wen pain.

Let’s talk about it.

[Verse 1]

I woke up, checked charts, heart sank

$WEN still flatter than my broke gas tank

Said “massive pump,” I got massive cope

Now I’m tradin’ screenshots like they give hope

They said, “Trust the vibes, it’s community-led”

Cool—can the community lead it outta the red?

Whitepaper? Nah bro, that’s a Canva slide

Tokenomics look like they got AI fried

[Hook – chanty & loud]

Wen moon? Cap.

Wen pump? Scrap.

Wen green candle? Where that at?

Bought high, now I’m holdin’ memes

$WEN got me prayin’ in new extremes

[Verse 2]

Dropped merch before a single update

Meanwhile, my wallet lookin’ like it’s on a blind date

With debt.

They said it’s “early,” bro I’m ancient now

This coin got more delays than Nigerian SoundCloud

Group chat full of hopium hits

Mods be typing essays—ain’t fixing sh*t

Dev’s last message was in Q4

Q4 of what? Nobody’s sure.

[Bridge – melodic, mock dramatic autotune]

Wen moon… Wen Lambo…

I just wanna buy a slice at the bodega, bro…

Wen use case? Wen roadmap?

They post memes, and I fall for the trap

[Hook – Final, with choir adlibs for drama]

Wen moon? (Never!)

Wen change? (Never!)

$WEN got me broke and clever

If patience is key—I lost the whole chain

Holding $WEN like it’s emotional pain

[Outro – calm, spoken]

They told me it’s not about the price…

It’s about the journey.

Okay. Well this journey sucks.

Still down 92%.

Wen refund?