[Intro: Spoken Word, Low Growl]Ayo Web three Wears, where the devs at?Oh wait

—No where to be found like your traction…

[Beat Drop: Cocky Trap Vibe]

[Vibe Shift: Swaggering Flow]

Team of seven, all vibes, zero wins,

Colosseum came, y’all ghosted the ring.

Hackathon hype? Just air and bluffin’,

No dApp, no pitch, ain't nobody shippin'.

[Mic Check: Triple Rhyme]

Three devs deep, but the repo’s a spam,

Like they coding with invisible Wi-Fi, fam.

Frontend dreams, no one commits, nah,

Backend ghost town, ain't nobody shipped, hah!

[Hook: Syncopated Beat]

Where the tweets at? Dead feed zone,

Bots got more convo than y’all alone.

No roadmap, no whitepaper to flex,

Just an “About Me” full of ChatGPT text. [Ad-libs: Laugh Track]

[Rhythm Change: Choppy Flow]

Website link? That’s a crime scene,

Typos, glitches—straight up AI-made meme.

Click the bio, get a 404’d,

That “About” section? We snored.

[Lyrical Dig: Punchline]

Twitter fingers never moved a bit,

No threads, no heat, just mid-level drip.

Crypto fashion? More like Web three tears,

Y’all dropped the “build” in Web three Wears. [Echo: "Wears... tears..."]

[Spoken Word: Mocking Tone, Slow Drag]

“Coming soon!”—since like Q2 last year.

Y’all roadmap so secret, even you can’t see it.

What y’all building? Suspense? [Record Scratch]

[Breakdown: Heavier Bassline]

Points system dreams with no proof of stake,

Y’all stuck in devnet limbo, make no mistake.

NFT drops? More like NFT flops,

No product, no plan—just Twitter spam, ops!

[Outro: Fade-Out with Siren Whine]

So here’s your roast from the blockchain streets,

Try engaging before the brand deletes.

Web three Wears? Nah, Web three Where?

‘Cause ain’t nothin’ here but digital air. [Ad-libs: "Poof!", "Gone!"]