[Intro: Spoken, Beat drops: fast excited, cocky trap vibe]

Ayo Web three Wears, where the devs at?

Oh wait—No where to be found like your traction…

[Rhyme Scheme Intro: Quick Spit]

Yeah, team of 7, all vibes, no wins,

Colosseum came and y’all ghosted the ring.

Hackathon hype, but y’all did nothing,

No dApp, no pitch, just air and bluffin’.

[Beat Switch Up: Lo-Fi Trap]

3 devs deep, but the repo’s a spam,

Like they coding with invisible Wi-Fi.

Frontend dreams but no one commits,

Backend ghost town, ain’t nobody shipped 💀

[Chorus Drop: Heavy Bass, Vocal Chops]

Where the tweets at? Dead feed zone,

Bots got more convo than y’all alone.

No roadmap, no whitepaper to flex,

But got a whole “About Me” full of ChatGPT text 😂

[Verse Skit: Auto-tuned Dissent]

Website link? That’s a crime scene,

Typos, glitches—AI-made meme.

Click the bio, get 404’d,

That “About” section? We snored.

[Freestyle Barrage: Ad-libs, Finger Snaps]

Twitter fingers never moved a bit,

No threads, no heat, just mid-level drip.

Crypto fashion? More like Web three tears,

Y’all dropped the “build” in Web three Wears.

[Spoken Word Interlude: Mocking Tone, Echoes]

“Coming soon!”—since like Q2 last year.

Y’all roadmap so secret, even you can’t see it.

What y’all building? Suspense?

[Final Verdict: Drum Roll, Cynical Laugh]

Points system dreams with no proof of stake,

Y’all in devnet limbo, make no mistake.

NFT drops? More like NFT flops,

No product, no plan—just twitter spams.

[Outro: Fade-Out with Record Scratch, Final Punchline]

So here’s your roast from the blockchain streets,

Try engaging before the brand deletes.

Web three Wears? Nah, Web three Where?

‘Cause ain’t nothin’ here but digital air.