His chest hair got chest hair

Bro got a built-in sweater with seasonal updates

He doesn’t shave, he deforests

Bro is wearing a carpet

That's not a chest, that’s an Airbnb for wildlife

He doesn’t need a blanket, he is the blanket

Hair so thick, even Google Maps couldn’t navigate in it

when you take a shower you take soap or shower

bro stoped evolving

pov you’re 30% man, 70% wool sweater

he need a leaf blower to dry his hair