(Verse 1) Yo, Vincent Cassel, the Frenchman with flair, You strut on the screen like you just don’t care, From ‘Irreversible’ to ‘Black Swan’ you’ve been, But let’s talk about those roles, where do I begin?

You played a villain, oh so suave and slick, But in real life, man, you’re just a little bit quick, With your wild antics and that crazy hair, You’re like a French Picasso, but we’re not sure where!

(Chorus) Vincent Cassel, you’re a star, it’s true, But sometimes we wonder, what’s wrong with you? You dance like a madman, you laugh like a fool, In the game of life, you’re breaking all the rules!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you slipped on the stage? You fell like a champ, it was all the rage, The crowd went wild, they couldn’t believe, The king of cool, brought down by a weave!

And let’s not forget your love life’s a show, From Monica Bellucci to Tina, oh no! You’ve got that charm, but it’s a bit of a mess, Like a French rom-com, but with more distress!

(Chorus) Vincent Cassel, you’re a star, it’s true, But sometimes we wonder, what’s wrong with you? You dance like a madman, you laugh like a fool, In the game of life, you’re breaking all the rules!

(Bridge) So here’s to you, Vincent, with your quirky ways, You keep us laughing through all of your plays, A little bit crazy, a little bit bold, In the world of cinema, you’re pure gold!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man with the style, Vincent Cassel, you make us smile, With your wild adventures and your French flair, Keep doing you, we’ll always be there!