(Verse 1) Yo, Vanessa, queen of the French scene, With a smile so bright, but your fashion's a meme, You rocked the '90s, but girl, what’s the deal? Those outfits you wore, they just lack that appeal.
(Chorus) Vanessa, oh Vanessa, you’re a star, But sometimes your choices, they go too far, From Johnny Depp to your songs that flop, We’re just here laughing, we can’t make you stop!
(Verse 2) You sang about love, but where’s the romance? Your career’s like a dance, but you missed the chance, With a voice so sweet, but the lyrics are bland, You’re like a croissant that just won’t expand.
(Chorus) Vanessa, oh Vanessa, you’re a star, But sometimes your choices, they go too far, From Johnny Depp to your songs that flop, We’re just here laughing, we can’t make you stop!
(Bridge) Remember that movie? "The Girl on the Bridge"? We thought it was deep, but it’s just a smidge, You’re charming and quirky, that’s for sure, But your career’s like a puzzle with pieces unsure.
(Verse 3) You’ve got that French flair, but let’s be real, Your acting’s like cheese, it’s got that appeal, But sometimes it stinks, like a brie gone bad, We love you, Vanessa, but it’s kinda sad!
(Chorus) Vanessa, oh Vanessa, you’re a star, But sometimes your choices, they go too far, From Johnny Depp to your songs that flop, We’re just here laughing, we can’t make you stop!
(Outro) So here’s to you, with a wink and a grin, Keep doing your thing, let the fun begin, We’ll cheer you on, through the highs and the lows, Vanessa Paradis, you’re the star of the show!