(Verse 1) Yo, Tom Cruise, you think you’re the best, Jumpin’ on couches, puttin’ love to the test, Scientology’s got you flyin’ high, But we all know you’re just a little shy.
(Chorus) Tom Cruise, oh what a ride, From ‘Top Gun’ to ‘Mission’ you can’t hide, With your stunts and your smiles, you’re a superstar, But we’re laughin’ at you, just like a bizarre.
(Verse 2) You’re runnin’ from the truth like it’s a bad guy, But we see you, Tom, no need to deny, Your movies are wild, but your life’s a show, Jumpin’ through hoops, like a circus pro.
(Chorus) Tom Cruise, oh what a ride, From ‘Top Gun’ to ‘Mission’ you can’t hide, With your stunts and your smiles, you’re a superstar, But we’re laughin’ at you, just like a bizarre.
(Bridge) You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s keep it real, Your public mishaps, they got that appeal, From Oprah’s couch to the infamous rant, You’re the king of the quirks, and we all can’t chant!
(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Tom, with your perfect teeth, You’re a Hollywood icon, but we’re still beneath, Keep on runnin’, keep on flyin’ high, Just remember, buddy, we’re all here to pry!
(Chorus) Tom Cruise, oh what a ride, From ‘Top Gun’ to ‘Mission’ you can’t hide, With your stunts and your smiles, you’re a superstar, But we’re laughin’ at you, just like a bizarre.
(Outro) So here’s the diss, but it’s all in good fun, You’re a movie star, but we’re all just stunned, Keep on cruisin’, keep on the chase, Just don’t forget, we’re all in this race!