(Verse 1) Yo, Thierry Lhermitte, what’s the deal? You’re a Frenchman with charm, but let’s keep it real, You’ve been in the game since the ‘80s, that’s true, But sometimes your roles make us go, "What’s wrong with you?"

From ‘Les Bronzés’ to ‘Le Dîner de Cons’, You’ve had your hits, but some flops, come on! You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s not pretend, That your fashion sense is a trend that won’t end.

(Chorus) Thierry, oh Thierry, you’re a star on the screen, But your hairline’s a mystery, like a bad movie scene, You crack us up, with your quirky little ways, But we’re still waiting for your comeback phase!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on your own two feet? The whole world laughed, it was a viral tweet! You’re a master of comedy, but let’s be clear, Sometimes your jokes land like a bad soufflé, dear.

You’ve played the fool, the wise guy, the clown, But when it comes to dancing, you just fall down! You’ve got the moves, but they’re more like a shuffle, Watching you dance is like a comedy scuffle.

(Chorus) Thierry, oh Thierry, you’re a star on the screen, But your hairline’s a mystery, like a bad movie scene, You crack us up, with your quirky little ways, But we’re still waiting for your comeback phase!

(Bridge) So here’s to you, with your laugh and your grin, You’ve made us chuckle, through thick and through thin, Just remember, my friend, as you take your next bow, We love you for you, just don’t take a bow-wow!

(Outro) So raise a glass to Thierry, the king of the jest, You’ve had your ups and downs, but you’re still the best, Keep making us laugh, with your charm and your wit, Just don’t trip on the stage, or we’ll never quit!