[Verse 1]

Yo, cartoon figure, twisted grin,

Froggy vibes, yeah, where have you been?

Swinging your arms, can't catch a break,

Looking like you crawled out from a fruitcake.

Chasing rainbows, oh what a show,

Playing cute when you really don't glow!

[Chorus]

Green giant in my face,

Thought you were a friend, just a big disgrace.

Bouncing around, so oblivious,

Life's a joke, and you're the silliest!

[Verse 2]

With a human face, you think you're tough,

But your charm's as flat as a burnt soufflé puff.

Trying to vibe, but that laugh's a mess,

Like a car alarm in a quiet quest.

You think you're the life of the party tonight,

But we all know you're just a scary sight.

[Chorus]

Green giant in my face,

Thought you were a friend, just a big disgrace.

Bouncing around, so oblivious,

Life's a joke, and you're the silliest!

[Bridge]

Best believe, I've got my fuel,

With every roast, you're my favorite fool.

So bring the beat, let the laughter ignite,

You're the punchline, my whole heart's delight!

[Chorus]

Green giant in my face,

Thought you were a friend, just a big disgrace.

Bouncing around, so oblivious,

Life's a joke, and you're the silliest!