Verse 1:

🎶 Well, he’s got a tower, he’s got a tie,

A hairdo that could touch the sky!

Tweets at midnight, “Fake News!” he’ll cry,

Eats his Big Mac with a presidential sigh!

He’ll build a wall, says it’ll be “yuuge,”

Shakes hands with dictators, then plays Wordle deluge.

Mar-a-Lago tan, but his base thinks he’s cool—

Golfin’ on Sundays, tax returns? “Fool!”

Chorus:

🎤 Ohhhh, Donny T, you’re a one-man show!

Tango with chaos wherever you go!

You’re the CEO of the circus parade,

“The Art of the Deal”… but it’s a banana peel slide all day!

Verse 2:

🎶 He’s got red caps, he’s got a plan,

“I’ll make America shake like a maraca band!”

Stormy weather? Just deny, deny!

“Total exoneration!” — cue the eagle’s cry.

He’ll debate a podium, talk in riddles and rhyme,

“Nobody knows healthcare like me—it’s a crime!”

Storms the Capitol? “I barely knew those guys!”

Now he’s sellin’ NFTs of his glorious thighs.

Bridge:

🎸 Imagine a rocket, painted gold and blue,

Blastin’ off to Mars with a McFlurry crew!

Melania’s side-eye says it all, it’s true—

“Donald, stop hollerin’… covfefe to you!”

Outro:

🎶 So here’s to the Don, the king of the meme,

The man who turned politics into a fever dream!

You’re a reality star in a constitutional play—

Now pass the ketchup… and MAGA buffet! 🍔🗽