Ladies and gentlemen welcome to tonight's show I'm so happy to meet you here at the beginning of your job But first I got to tell you something You're a terrible guitar player And if it weren't for me You'd be a complete ass So is it cool if I just take this moment To humble brag about how great I am? Cause I'm a rockstar (Rockstar) But I'm a genius too (Genius too) Cause I'm Jason Yaeger (Jason Yaeger) So listen up I've got opinions (Ooh, ooh) Talking about what's happening now (Now) Get ready for a ride through my head A nonstop journey to my mind Everybody get excited Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah No nintendo It's called technology, bitch It's called genius Don't worry though it's all good Cause I'll give you some advice Take some notes from everything that I do If you wanna live till 80 Cause I'm a rockstar (Rockstar) But I'm a genius too (Genius too) Cause I'm Jason Yaeger (Jason Yaeger)