[Intro]

Swingin’ through the pantry, what’s that I see?

It’s Tarzan the Avocado, chillin’ next to me!

Green and round, soft and bright,

Bringing joy, morning and night!

[Verse 1]

In an office full of paperwork,

Where stress can often lurk,

He’s the buddy on my desk,

Always ready to help me rest.

[Chorus]

Tarzan! Tarzan! The hero in my hand,

With a squeeze, you ease my mind,

The best friend I could find!

[Verse 2]

When meetings get too heavy,

And the charts just make me dizzy,

I look at his smiley face,

All my worries start to erase!

[Bridge]

Oh, the office may be drab,

But with him, I’m never drab!

He’s more than just a snack,

He’s the joy I never lack!

[Chorus]

Tarzan! Tarzan! The lamp in the gloom,

With his bowl of friends nearby,

He’s the spark when I’m asking why!

[Solo]

(Instrumental break with a funky beat,

Picture Tarzan dancing to the rhythm of the heat!)

[Verse 3]

Some might say it’s just a fruit,

But they don’t know this little brute!

He’s got heart, he’s got soul,

In this office, he’s our goal!

[Chorus]

Tarzan! Tarzan! The prince of the green,

With him, I’m never alone,

In this corporate jungle zone!

[Bridge]

So if you’re feeling low and slow,

And the zoom calls come and go,

Find yourself an avocado,

Let that energy flow!

[Outro]

So here’s to Tarzan, guardian of the zone,

With a hearty guac, I’ve got a throne,

Let’s shake off the stress as we carry on,

Tarzan the Avocado, forever we bond!

[Fade-Out]

(With laughter and the sound of munching,

It’s Tarzan the Avocado, in my life, he’s a hunching!)