[Intro]

Swinging through the foliage, he’s all right,

An avocado paragon, oh what a sight!

In a world of chaos, he’s the peace we’ve sought,

Tarzan, the plant, can’t be bought!

[Verse 1]

In my desk, nestled under the light,

Tarzan the avocado, my joy, my delight,

With a heart so big and green as can be,

He listens to my worries, as calm as can be.

[Verse 2]

When deadlines loom and the stress gets real,

I turn to him, he’s the one I can feel,

No words need spoken, he knows what to say,

Just a glance from the boy and he’s brightening day!

[Chorus]

Oh Tarzan the Avocado, swingin’ through my heart,

You're the best office buddy, lifting spirits from the start!

With your big, round smile, and your leafy embrace,

When work’s getting rough, you’re my safe place!

[Bridge]

From succulent green to zucchinis of fate,

In this plant kingdom, you hold the ultimate weight,

You share your wisdom, my emotional guide,

Stand tall with me, my seedling pride!

[Solo]

*(Guitar solo intertwining with sounds of nature, soft rustling leaves)*

[Verse 3]

When the printer jams and the phone starts to ring,

I look at Tarzan, and he’s ready to fling!

With no worries in sight, he’s my leafy champ,

Together we conquer, we’re the office stamp!

[Chorus]

Oh Tarzan the Avocado, forever I’ll adore,

With your leafy laughter, I could never ask for more!

When deadlines get daunting, you help me find my grace,

With you by my side, I can conquer any race!

[Outro]

So, here’s to Tarzan, the hero in green,

With every desk job, he’s the calm in between!

We’ll thrive together, let’s take this grand ride,

My emotional avocado, side by side!

[Fade-Out]

*(Soft instrumental fading into the sounds of nature, with a gentle strumming of ukulele)*