(Verse 1) Yo, Taika, you quirky Kiwi, With your wild hair and your style so free, You made us laugh with ‘What We Do in the Shadows’, But sometimes your humor’s like a game of gallows.
(Chorus) Taika, Taika, what’s the deal? Your jokes are spicy, but can they heal? From Thor to Jojo, you’re a hit machine, But your Twitter’s a circus, if you know what I mean!
(Verse 2) You’re the king of the awkward, the master of cringe, But your last red carpet? Man, that was a binge! With your shorts so short, and your shirt so loud, You strut like a peacock, you’re so damn proud!
(Chorus) Taika, Taika, what’s the deal? Your jokes are spicy, but can they heal? From Thor to Jojo, you’re a hit machine, But your Twitter’s a circus, if you know what I mean!
(Bridge) You got that charm, you got that flair, But sometimes your films leave us in despair, Like ‘Love and Thunder’, what was that ride? We laughed, we cried, but mostly we sighed!
(Verse 3) You’re a genius, no doubt, but let’s keep it real, Your style’s so unique, it’s like a big meal, Sometimes it’s gourmet, sometimes it’s a mess, But we love you, Taika, you’re still the best!
(Chorus) Taika, Taika, what’s the deal? Your jokes are spicy, but can they heal? From Thor to Jojo, you’re a hit machine, But your Twitter’s a circus, if you know what I mean!
(Outro) So here’s to you, with your wild, wild ways, Keep making us laugh for the rest of our days, Taika Waititi, you’re one of a kind, Just remember, buddy, we’re all in your mind!