[Intro]

Oh, it's a swampy showdown, boys, gather 'round!

[Spoken Word]

Picture this: Shrek, the soccer king in green!

[Build-up]

It's time to kick and to scream!

[Verse 1]

In a land of onions, where ogres play,

Shrek's lacing up for the final today.

With Donkey as the referee, watch out, y'all,

He’s got a whistle, just blew it, now it’s time for the brawl!

[Pre-Chorus]

Fiona’s on the sidelines, waving a flag,

"Score for our swamp! Don’t let us lag!"

The crowd’s all buzzing, the pitch full of gators,

Even Puss in Boots is juggling some later.

[Chorus]

Hey, everybody, let’s get our kicks,

Big green Ogre, he’s pulling the tricks!

Swamp Striker Shuffle, don’t you forget,

Shrek in the finals! Place your bets, place your bets!

[Riff]

(Playful sax solo with hiccuping sound effects)

[Verse 2]

Ogres and witches chanting on repeat,

To the beat of the game, it’s a magical feat!

With every sliding tackle, he farts with flair,

The goalie just slipped, now he’s lost his hair!

[Trap Break]

"Whaaaat?" said Donkey, laughing so loud,

As Shrek kicks the ball - it flies through the crowd!

It’s a goal, it’s insane, now Fiona is grinning,

A swampy world champion, now that’s winning!

[Funky Breakdown]

Alright now, groovin’ with the swamp team,

Ogres dancing past all, they’re living the dream!

Hold the mayo, that’s a bold play,

Shrek’s scoring again, hip-hip-hooray!

[Freestyle]

Ogres and gators, you better beware,

When Shrek’s on the field, it's a wild affair!

Donkey’s yelling, “Go, go! Give it a whirl!”

Fiona cheering loudly, “Go, win that pearl!”

[Key Change]

Reaching new heights, with a rooooooar!

Hitting the net, they’re ready for war!

The fans go bananas, wearing green hats,

Shrek takes off running with a few acrobatic spats!

[Verse 3]

Puss in Boots now, with a heel flick so slick,

Juggling balls, making the others look sick.

With swamp juice power, they’re bound to prevail,

In the wildest finals, they’ll never derail!

[Outro]

As the whistle blows loud, the ogres all dance,

In the swampy town square, they take a chance.

World Cup winners, the fairy tale’s real,

Shrek and his friends, with a grand final spiel!

[Fade-Out]

Kick it, laugh it, love it - that’s the deal!

Stay goofy, my friends, it’s a big fairy tale reel!