(Verse 1) Yo, Steven Spielberg, the king of the screen, But let’s talk about those movies, if you know what I mean. You made Jaws, but I’m still waiting for the bite, That shark was so fake, it gave me a fright! E.T. phoned home, but where’s the sequel, bro? I’m still wondering if that little dude’s got a show! You got aliens, dinosaurs, and a whole lotta hype, But can you make a flick without a CGI type?

(Chorus) Spielberg, oh Spielberg, you’re a legend, it’s true, But sometimes your plots are like a bad déjà vu. You’re the master of suspense, but let’s keep it real, Sometimes your endings make me wanna squeal!

(Verse 2) You got the Oscars, but what’s with the flops? Remember that time you tried to make a movie with props? The BFG was big, but the box office was small, I guess not every giant can stand tall! And what’s with the cameos, you’re always in the frame, You’re like the Waldo of Hollywood, it’s kinda lame! You’re the Spielberg, but don’t get too proud, Sometimes your films are just lost in the crowd!

(Chorus) Spielberg, oh Spielberg, you’re a legend, it’s true, But sometimes your plots are like a bad déjà vu. You’re the master of suspense, but let’s keep it real, Sometimes your endings make me wanna squeal!

(Bridge) You made us cry with Schindler’s List, But then you gave us Crystal Skull, what a twist! You’re a genius, no doubt, but let’s have some fun, Just remember, not every blockbuster’s a home run!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Steven, with love and a grin, Keep making those movies, let the laughter begin! Just remember, my dude, it’s all in good jest, You’re still the Spielberg, and we love you the best!

(Chorus) Spielberg, oh Spielberg, you’re a legend, it’s true, But sometimes your plots are like a bad déjà vu. You’re the master of suspense, but let’s keep it real, Sometimes your endings make me wanna squeal!