[Verse]

Bought a bottle of that cosmic brew

Said it’d make me wise and brand new

Now I’m stuck here feeling kinda blue

Guess its vegan lies just ain't true

[Chorus]

Oh Starfire water you break my heart

Promised I'd get smart from the start

Spending all my cash on glowing glass

Hopes for wisdom fade just as fast

[Verse]

Structured water in my veins they said

Keep your minerals and clear my head

But now I just feel misled

Chasing dreams right off the cred

[Chorus]

Oh Starfire water you break my heart

Promised I'd get smart from the start

Spending all my cash on glowing glass

Hopes for wisdom fade just as fast

[Bridge]

Enlightenment in a bottle what a joke

Now I’m left here picking up this broke

Mystical claims swirling down the drain

Performance stayed the same what a shame

[Chorus]

Oh Starfire water you break my heart

Promised I'd get smart from the start

Spending all my cash on glowing glass

Hopes for wisdom fade just as fast