(Verse 1) Yo, Sonia Braga, queen of the screen, But let’s talk about those roles, if you know what I mean. From ‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ to ‘Moon Over Parador’, You’ve got the charm, but girl, what’s with the encore?

(Chorus) Sonia, Sonia, you’re a star, it’s true, But sometimes your choices make us go, ‘What’s up with you?’ You’ve danced with the best, but let’s keep it real, Your career’s like a rollercoaster, what a wild wheel!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on the red carpet? We laughed so hard, thought you’d never depart it! You’ve got the flair, but girl, you’re a hoot, With those quirky interviews, you’re always so cute!

(Chorus) Sonia, Sonia, you’re a star, it’s true, But sometimes your choices make us go, ‘What’s up with you?’ You’ve danced with the best, but let’s keep it real, Your career’s like a rollercoaster, what a wild wheel!

(Bridge) From Brazil to Hollywood, you’ve made your mark, But let’s not forget that time you missed the spark. You’ve got the talent, but where’s the finesse? Sometimes it feels like you’re just playing chess!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Sonia, with love and a grin, You keep us laughing, let the fun begin! You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s have some fun, With this playful diss track, we’re just getting it done!

(Chorus) Sonia, Sonia, you’re a star, it’s true, But sometimes your choices make us go, ‘What’s up with you?’ You’ve danced with the best, but let’s keep it real, Your career’s like a rollercoaster, what a wild wheel!

(Outro) So here’s to Sonia, the diva we adore, Keep shining bright, we’ll always want more! With laughter and love, we’ll raise a toast, To the quirkiest star we love the most!