(Verse 1) Yo, Sigourney, queen of the sci-fi scene, You fought aliens, but can’t find your caffeine, Ghostbusters, you were the one with the sass, But let’s be real, girl, you’re still in the past!
(Chorus) Sigourney Weaver, you’re a legend, it’s true, But we’re just here to roast you, just a little, not blue, From Ripley to the ghosts, you’ve had quite the ride, But let’s poke some fun, come on, let’s not hide!
(Verse 2) You battled xenomorphs, but can’t dodge a meme, Your face on the internet, it’s a viral dream, Remember that time you tripped on the stage? We laughed so hard, it was all the rage!
(Chorus) Sigourney Weaver, you’re a legend, it’s true, But we’re just here to roast you, just a little, not blue, From Ripley to the ghosts, you’ve had quite the ride, But let’s poke some fun, come on, let’s not hide!
(Bridge) You’re the queen of the screen, but let’s not forget, That time you said “I’m not a puppet, you bet!” You’ve got the chops, but sometimes you fumble, Just like that time you tried to dance and stumbled!
(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Sigourney, with love and a grin, You’ve made us laugh, and you’ve made us spin, From aliens to ghosts, you’ve conquered it all, But we’ll keep roasting you, just to have a ball!
(Chorus) Sigourney Weaver, you’re a legend, it’s true, But we’re just here to roast you, just a little, not blue, From Ripley to the ghosts, you’ve had quite the ride, But let’s poke some fun, come on, let’s not hide!
(Outro) So here’s to the woman who’s out of this world, With a wink and a smile, let the laughter unfurl, Sigourney Weaver, you’re a star, that’s a fact, But we’ll keep it light, with this playful diss track!