Yo, I’m rollin’ down the street, feelin’ all fly,

Then my stomach starts rumblin’, I’m wonderin’ why.

Had that late-night burrito, thought it’d be chill,

Now I’m sweatin’ in the whip, tryin’ to hold still.

(Hook)

Uh-oh, what’s that? Somethin' don’t feel right,

Got a situation brewin’ and it’s outta sight.

Shh, play it cool, I’m stickin' to the plan,

But I just crapped my pants, gotta hide it if I can.

Pulled up to the spot, friends all around,

Tryna keep my distance, not makin' a sound.

They’re like, “Yo, what’s good? You actin' all strange.”

I’m like, “Nah, it’s the vibe, just feelin' deranged.”

Back against the wall, sweatin' like mad,

Prayin' nobody sniffs what just went bad.

Hit the bathroom fast, try to fix the scene,

But the damage already turned my fit obscene.

(Hook)

Uh-oh, what’s that? Somethin' don’t feel right,

Got a situation brewin’ and it’s outta sight.

Shh, play it cool, I’m stickin' to the plan,

But I just crapped my pants, gotta hide it if I can.

They call me Houdini, ‘cause I slip out slick,

Swapped the evidence quick, but my moves ain’t quick.

Still walkin’ funny, they askin', “Yo, what’s wrong?”

I’m like, “It’s leg day, bro, I’m tryna stay strong.”

Inside I’m panicked, outside I’m a king,

But my jeans singin' tales ‘bout some unsaid things.

Lesson learned today, don’t tempt the food gods,

Or you'll end up like me, livin’ this facade.

(Outro)

Yo, the struggle is real, but the hustle is strong,

Even when life hits you with the wrong song.

Next time, I’ll chill with the late-night eats,

‘Cause I’m out here dodgin’ my own defeats.