Shady (whispering):<br>“Prescription says ‘focus’… but my dick wrote the dosage.”<br>

Yo, Doc said “Take one”—I popped four, now I’m tweaked like a meth hawk,

COD headshots blastin’, then my dick screamed, “Fuck the clock!”

Adderall’s my general, Vyvanse my lieutenant,

Pornhub’s West Point—enrolled my shaft, no repentance!

12-hour death march—foreskin’s a Chernobyl glow,

”Erotica”? Bitch, this fanfic’s got tentacles in tow!

Grandma’s callin’—”Sweetie, you good?”—straight to mute,

FaceTime’s next week—hope she don’t smell the jizz chute!

I’m the Da Vinci of dick scars—strokin’ Sistine ceilings,

”Cliterature” syllabus—my GPA’s in peeled feelings!

Sweat’s a stim sauna—room’s a hazmat crime scene,

Lost my soul to Literotica—Shady’s smut machine!

Stim fap marathon—dopamine’s my corporate sponsor,

Porn tabs breed like gremlins—wet chaos, no conjurer!

”Take a break”? Fuck that—death grip’s my religion,

Shady’s crankin’ raw—nut’s a ghost, pure fiction!

Stim fap marathon—brain’s a fried circuit board,

Reddit’s my Vatican—prayin’ to the porn lord!

No lube, no mercy—raw-doggin’ fate like a champ,

Palm’s a Civil War trench—bleedin’ from the friction clamp!

Cowper’s floodin’—pre-cum’s a Category 5,

”Furry FEMA zone”? Tail-chasin’ keeps me alive!

Screen lags—my hand’s ‘Nam, PTSD in the wrist,

”Catgender poly-pup”? I’m FEMA’s freaky assist!

Dick’s a scab gallery—WebMD says “amputate,”

But I’m Newton with the edge—gravity’s my horny hate!

Discord pings—friends like, “Yo, you still breathin’?”

Nah, I’m sculptin’ dick clay—Michelangelo’s heathen!

”Homework due at 8”—class laughs at my Adderall lie,

”Studied all night”? Yeah—studied how to make it cry!

Shady (panting):

”Gotta stop—but the algorithm’s got my soul leased!”

Demon (distorted):

”Scroll deeper, bitch—click the beast, release!”

Shady (desperate):

”I’m Moses with a boner—partin’ Reddit’s red sea,

Promised land