(Verse 1) Yo, Sean Penn, the man with the plan, Always in the spotlight, but can’t find a fan. You’re a Hollywood star, but what’s with the frown? You’ve played a king, but you’re still a clown.
(Chorus) Sean Penn, oh Sean Penn, You’re the king of the drama, but where’s your zen? From Haiti to the Oscars, you’re always in the mix, But your public persona? It’s a bag of tricks!
(Verse 2) You’re a legend, they say, but let’s keep it real, Your interviews are wild, like a spinning wheel. You’ve got that tough guy act, but we see through the haze, You’re just a softie in a grumpy old phase.
(Chorus) Sean Penn, oh Sean Penn, You’re the king of the drama, but where’s your zen? From Haiti to the Oscars, you’re always in the mix, But your public persona? It’s a bag of tricks!
(Bridge) Remember that time you chased down a car? Thought you were a hero, but you didn’t get far. And those Twitter rants, man, they’re quite the sight, You’re like a soap opera, but not quite right!
(Verse 3) You’ve played the tough guy, but we know the truth, You’re just a big kid, still searching for proof. So here’s to you, Sean, with your quirky flair, Keep doing your thing, we’ll just sit and stare!
(Chorus) Sean Penn, oh Sean Penn, You’re the king of the drama, but where’s your zen? From Haiti to the Oscars, you’re always in the mix, But your public persona? It’s a bag of tricks!
(Outro) So raise a glass to Sean, the man of the hour, With all of your quirks, you still got the power. Just remember, my dude, it’s all in good fun, You’re a Hollywood legend, but we’re not quite done!