(Verse 1) Yo, Sean Connery, the man with the charm, But let’s be real, you’ve caused some alarm, From Bond to the beach, you’ve had quite a ride, But those comments on women? Man, you should’ve just lied!

(Chorus) Sean Connery, oh what a sight, You’re a legend, but you’ve lost that fight, With a smirk and a wink, you think you’re so sly, But we’re laughing at you, don’t even try!

(Verse 2) You rocked that tux, but your views are outdated, Like a VHS tape, you’re just over-rated, You said, "Just slap her," like it’s all in good fun, But we’re here to remind you, that’s not how it’s done!

(Chorus) Sean Connery, oh what a sight, You’re a legend, but you’ve lost that fight, With a smirk and a wink, you think you’re so sly, But we’re laughing at you, don’t even try!

(Bridge) You played the tough guy, with that Scottish brogue, But your antics off-screen? They’re a real rogue’s road, From the Oscars to the beach, you’ve had your fair share, But let’s keep it light, we’re just having a dare!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Sean, with your suave and your style, But we’re calling you out, just for a while, You’re a classic, no doubt, but let’s keep it real, Your legacy’s great, but your comments? A steal!

(Chorus) Sean Connery, oh what a sight, You’re a legend, but you’ve lost that fight, With a smirk and a wink, you think you’re so sly, But we’re laughing at you, don’t even try!

(Outro) So raise a glass, to the man of the hour, Just remember, Sean, you’re not always the power, We love your films, but let’s keep it light, Sean Connery, you’re still alright!