🔥 Title: "Satyanash Syndrome" 🔥
(Full-Speed Sarcastic Destruction!)
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Yea Nalle Baalak!
[Hook: Aggressive & Catchy]
Sbka satyanash, sbka bhaari loss!
Logic ke bina tu, bas ek faltu boss!
Sbka satyanash, sbka bhaari loss!
Tere jaise bande ka, yaha zero toss!
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[Verse 1: Alliteration using "S"]
Sasti soch, sadak chaap swag,
Samjhe? Saamne se sabka satyanash tag!
Saheli se sympathy, sab samjhe scam,
Status se stunt, sab same spam!
Sikke se sapne, sabko sirf sale,
Sust soch se sabka system fail!
Samosa sambhale, samajh se samet,
Sar pe sauda, samjha? Sirf sab fake!
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[Hook Repeat]
Sbka satyanash, sbka bhaari loss!
Logic ke bina tu, bas ek faltu boss!
Sbka satyanash, sbka bhaari loss!
Tere jaise bande ka, yaha zero toss!
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[Verse 2: Sarcastic, fast & disrespectful punchlines]
Beta tu toh bas ek meme ka punchline,
Tera IQ level toh “error” ka sunshine!
Tujhse debate ka matlab hai time waste,
Tere facts toh WhatsApp ka deep fake!
Tere dosto ne bola "bhai tu legend hai,"
Mujhe pata chala bhai tu "bechend" hai!
Tera career jaise Windows XP,
Slow hai, crash kare bina kisi risky!
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[Hook Repeat]
Sbka satyanash, sbka bhaari loss!
Logic ke bina tu, bas ek faltu boss!
Sbka satyanash, sbka bhaari loss!
Tere jaise bande ka, yaha zero toss!
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[Verse 3: Maximum Disrespect]
Tera style bhi utna hi bekar,
Jitna WhatsApp ke uncles ka sanskar!
Tera game bhi slow, tera fame bhi low,
Tere ideas dead, jese Windows '94!
Masti ke dhandhe me tu toh fail hai,
Jab baat aaye truth ki, tu mail hai!
Ek pal bhi khada na reh sake yaha,
Teri soch chhoti, tera dimaag sabse naya!
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[Bridge: Extra roast for emphasis]
Chal bhag beta, na yeh tera zone hai,
Teri aukaat se zyada yeh rap clone hai!
Sirf copy-paste karega toh kya karega?
Meri baatein reality, tu bas bhatakayega!
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[Hook Final Repeat]
Sbka satyanash, sbka bhaari loss!
Logic ke bina tu, bas ek faltu boss!
Sbka satyanash, sbka bhaari loss!
Tere jaise bande ka, yaha zero toss!
