(Verse 1) Yo, Ryan Gosling, you think you’re so slick, But let’s break it down, let’s get to the nitty-grit. You’re the king of the heartthrobs, but let’s be real, You’re just a pretty face, what’s your next big deal?

You danced with the stars, but can you really groove? In ‘La La Land’ you sang, but did you really move? You’re a meme on the internet, a viral sensation, But can you handle this lyrical situation?

(Chorus) Ryan Gosling, oh what a sight, You’re the king of the quirks, but can you take a bite? From ‘Drive’ to ‘Blade Runner’, you’re a cinematic tease, But we’re just here laughing, like “please, oh please!”

(Verse 2) You’re the dude with the charm, but let’s not forget, That time you forgot your lines, man, what a regret! You’re a heartbreaker, but can you break a sweat? Or are you just too cool, with that perfect hair set?

You’ve got that ‘Notebook’ vibe, but where’s the plot twist? You’re like a rom-com hero, but we can’t resist. You’re the king of the selfies, but can you take a joke? Or are you just too busy, with that coffee you smoke?

(Chorus) Ryan Gosling, oh what a sight, You’re the king of the quirks, but can you take a bite? From ‘Drive’ to ‘Blade Runner’, you’re a cinematic tease, But we’re just here laughing, like “please, oh please!”

(Bridge) So here’s to you, Ryan, with your dreamy blue eyes, You’re a Hollywood star, but we see through the lies. You’re a meme, you’re a legend, you’re a viral delight, But don’t take it too hard, it’s all in good light!

(Outro) So keep on acting, keep on that grind, Just remember this diss, it’s all in good time. Ryan Gosling, you’re a star, that’s a fact, But we’ll keep roasting you, that’s a friendly pact!