Cristiano, you’re big overseas,

But over here, it’s a different breeze.

We’ve got stars that light up the night,

Bron, Brady, and MJ—they’re the real fight.

Your brand’s worldwide, yeah, it’s got some pull,

But in the U.S., bro, it’s a half-empty bowl.

Flashing that smile, but it don’t hit the same,

Here, you’re just another name in the fame game.

[Chorus]

Ronaldo, you’re chasing the glow,

But in America, it’s a whole new show.

We’ve got legends that set the bar,

You’re shining bright, but you’re not our star.

[Verse 2]

We love the flash, but we need the grit,

And your scripted moves? They just don’t fit.

From coast to coast, we hustle, we grind,

We leave the glam and the gloss behind.

You’re all about style, but where’s the soul?

The real game’s here, and it’s taking a toll.

From Hollywood lights to the Midwest scene,

Ronaldo’s hype feels like a dream.

[Chorus]

Ronaldo, you’re chasing the glow,

But in America, it’s a whole new show.

We’ve got legends that set the bar,

You’re shining bright, but you’re not our star.

[Bridge]

We’ve got big trucks, big dreams, big plays,

And your vibe don’t fit in these United States.

The crowd’s not cheering for the glitz and the glam,

We want heart, not just a marketing scam.

[Outro]

Cristiano, take a seat and learn,

The spotlight’s here, but it’s not your turn.

In the land of the free, where legends are made,

You’re chasing clout, but it’s starting to fade.