Cristiano, yeah, the GOAT you claim,

But your stepovers, bro? They’re all for the fame.

“Siiii!” so loud, but it’s more like “meh,”

Messi’s out here humble, stacking the flex.

You left Madrid, went chasing the check,

Now Al-Nassr’s your stage—what’s next, Shrek?

From golden boots to Instagram glory,

Ronaldo’s life: one tired story.

[Chorus]

Ronaldo, even legends can fade,

Your fame’s a stunt, just a masquerade.

Screaming “Siiii!” while Messi gets paid,

The GOAT debate? Yeah, it’s delayed.

[Verse 2]

Your free kicks? Man, they don’t even bend,

The ball’s in orbit, can we call SpaceX again?

Your dives are art, I’ll give you that,

But the memes hit harder than your header stats.

You flex that body, but it’s all for the ‘gram,

Meanwhile, Messi’s out here breaking the jam.

You’re the king of brands, but the pitch is truth,

It’s time to admit Messi’s got the proof.

[Chorus]

Ronaldo, even legends can fade,

Your fame’s a stunt, just a masquerade.

Screaming “Siiii!” while Messi gets paid,

The GOAT debate? Yeah, it’s delayed.

[Bridge]

From “CR7” to cashing the checks,

Your goals now feel like marketing flex.

Al-Nassr’s fans are hyped, that’s cute,

But the world’s moved on—bro, get a reboot.

[Outro]

Cristiano, the game’s still your stage,

But Messi’s the headline on every front page.

The “Siiii!” was a roar, now it’s just a breeze,

Even the GOATs gotta bow to their knees.