(Verse 1) Yo, Ron Howard, you a legend, that’s true, But let’s talk about those movies, what happened to you? You went from Opie to a director so grand, But sometimes your films just don’t quite land. \n (Chorus) Ron Howard, Ron Howard, what’s the deal? You made ‘Cocoon’ but forgot the appeal! From ‘Happy Days’ to ‘Apollo 13’, But some of your flicks, man, they just ain’t seen! \n (Verse 2) You got that ginger hair, looking like a flame, But your box office numbers? They’re kinda lame! You directed ‘The Grinch’, but where’s the cheer? I’d rather watch paint dry than your last premiere! \n (Chorus) Ron Howard, Ron Howard, what’s the deal? You made ‘Cocoon’ but forgot the appeal! From ‘Happy Days’ to ‘Apollo 13’, But some of your flicks, man, they just ain’t seen! \n (Bridge) You got that ‘A Beautiful Mind’, but where’s the fun? I need a laugh, not a drama run! You’re a Hollywood star, but let’s keep it light, You’re the king of the wholesome, but where’s the bite? \n (Verse 3) You’re a nice guy, Ron, I can’t deny, But your ‘Da Vinci Code’? I just can’t comply! You’re the master of the wholesome, the family vibe, But sometimes I wonder, where’s your wild side? \n (Chorus) Ron Howard, Ron Howard, what’s the deal? You made ‘Cocoon’ but forgot the appeal! From ‘Happy Days’ to ‘Apollo 13’, But some of your flicks, man, they just ain’t seen! \n (Outro) So here’s to you, Ron, with a wink and a smile, Keep making those movies, we’ll watch for a while! Just remember to spice it up, add a little flair, ‘Cause we love you, Ron, with that ginger hair!