(Verse 1) Yo, Ridley Scott, the king of the screen, But sometimes your choices, man, they make me scream! You got the vision, but where's the plot? Prometheus, bro? What the heck was that thought? Alien was fire, you set the bar high, But then you dropped the ball, like a bad sci-fi guy. Gladiator’s great, but let’s be real, You’ve got more cuts than a butcher’s meal!

(Chorus) Ridley, Ridley, what’s the deal-y? You’re a legend, but sometimes you’re silly. From space to Rome, you’ve made your mark, But your sequels, man, they miss the spark!

(Verse 2) You’re a master of tension, a visual feast, But your timelines, Ridley, they’re a bit of a beast! Kingdom of Heaven, what a grand sight, But the director’s cut? Man, that’s a long flight! You’ve got the talent, no one can deny, But sometimes your scripts make me wanna cry.

(Chorus) Ridley, Ridley, what’s the deal-y? You’re a legend, but sometimes you’re silly. From space to Rome, you’ve made your mark, But your sequels, man, they miss the spark!

(Bridge) You’re the king of the epic, the master of lore, But let’s talk about that Robin Hood snore! You took a classic, made it a bore, I’d rather watch paint dry, that’s for sure!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Ridley, with love and a grin, You’ve made some great films, let’s not pretend. But next time you’re casting, just take a peek, At the script, my dude, don’t let it go weak!

(Chorus) Ridley, Ridley, what’s the deal-y? You’re a legend, but sometimes you’re silly. From space to Rome, you’ve made your mark, But your sequels, man, they miss the spark!

(Outro) So keep on directing, we’ll keep on watching, Just remember, Ridley, we’re all here, not botching! With humor and love, this diss track’s a wrap, Now go make a movie, and don’t fall in a trap!