(Verse 1) Yo, Reese Witherspoon, queen of the rom-com scene, But let’s be real, girl, you know what I mean, From Legally Blonde to Big Little Lies, But sometimes your choices, they make us all sigh. You’re sweet as pie, but let’s not pretend, That every movie’s gold, some just need to end! You got that Southern charm, but girl, what’s the deal? Your accent’s so thick, it’s like a country meal!

(Chorus) Reese, oh Reese, you’re a Hollywood star, But sometimes your roles, they don’t go too far, From Walk the Line to that wild ‘Spoon’ brand, We love you, girl, but let’s take a stand!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you got pulled over, Yelling, “Do you know who I am?” like a four-leaf clover? You’re a star, no doubt, but let’s keep it real, You can’t just flash that badge, it’s not a big deal! You’re a mom, a boss, and a fashionista too, But those Instagram pics, girl, what’s up with the view? You’re serving looks, but sometimes it’s a mess, Like that time you wore that dress, girl, we must confess!

(Chorus) Reese, oh Reese, you’re a Hollywood star, But sometimes your roles, they don’t go too far, From Walk the Line to that wild ‘Spoon’ brand, We love you, girl, but let’s take a stand!

(Bridge) You’re a producer now, making waves in the biz, But let’s not forget, you’re still a little whiz, With your book club picks, you’re keeping it tight, But girl, that last choice? It just wasn’t right!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Reese, with love and a wink, You’re a legend for sure, but let’s take a drink, To all the mishaps, the laughs, and the fun, We’ll keep watching your movies, ‘cause you’re number one!

(Chorus) Reese, oh Reese, you’re a Hollywood star, But sometimes your roles, they don’t go too far, From Walk the Line to that wild ‘Spoon’ brand, We love you, girl, but let’s take a stand!