(Verse 1) Yo, Ramón Agirre, what’s the deal? You’re the king of quirks, that’s for real! From the screen to the stage, you’ve had your fun, But let’s break it down, you’re not number one!

You’ve had your flops, we all know it’s true, Remember that movie? Yeah, we’re laughing at you! You tried to be serious, but we just can’t cope, With those wild expressions, you’re a meme, not a hope!

(Chorus) Ramón, Ramón, what’s that face? You’re a walking blooper, a comedy case! With every mishap, you just bring the cheer, Keep it coming, buddy, we love you, my dear!

(Verse 2) You’ve got the charm, but let’s not pretend, Your career’s like a rollercoaster, around every bend! One minute you’re shining, the next you’re a joke, But we’re all here laughing, you’re our favorite bloke!

You’ve tripped on the red carpet, spilled coffee on set, But we can’t forget that time you lost your pet! You searched high and low, but it was just a cat, Turns out it was hiding, now how ‘bout that?

(Chorus) Ramón, Ramón, what’s that face? You’re a walking blooper, a comedy case! With every mishap, you just bring the cheer, Keep it coming, buddy, we love you, my dear!

(Bridge) So here’s to you, the king of the scene, With your quirky antics, you’re living the dream! We roast you with love, it’s all in good fun, Keep shining bright, you’re our number one!

(Outro) So raise a glass to Ramón, the star of the show, With your funny moments, you steal the whole flow! We’ll keep on laughing, you’re our favorite guy, Just don’t take it too hard, we’re all on your side!

(Chorus) Ramón, Ramón, what’s that face? You’re a walking blooper, a comedy case! With every mishap, you just bring the cheer, Keep it coming, buddy, we love you, my dear!