Hey, Quandale Dingle here im stuck in boarding school because I farted on my grandpa on accident I'm learning terminal qualocity which is the range of my farts rehehehehehehe I hit the griddy in the middle of the street because why not I saw the dog got taken by animal control reheheheheh I check my cameras at 3 in the morning and I saw a creature jumping on the couch rehehehehe OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA Quandale dingle once again I went to get my dog but when I asked the animal control boss they said they never took my dog rehehehehe I was locked in the basement because I lost my dog so I farted and I found a secret tunnel and my dog was down there rehehehehehehe I watched the news at 1 in the morning and a oogity boogity booger was headed for earth so I took my dog in the kids in the basement to a shelter but I realized it was the SCP base so we turned back and drove one hundred thousand miles away from my house but our gas ran out and we were stranded so I used ultra fart power and I went to defeat oogity boogity but then he farted and it smelt like my little brothers booger with the preschool restroom rehehehehe when we finally got home in 2079 the earth was covered in stinky doo doo boogers rehehehehehe but at least boogity doogity or something is gone rehehehehe so when I got home I was thirsty so I drank some milk from the fridge but it felt thick and I checked and it expired in 2017 rehehehehe OOOOOOOOOAAAAA so now I went to the hospital but the only doctor was oogity boogity so he said i had infinite years to live and my aura was one billion rehehehehehe my television was working and it was 2 in the morning so I watched the news and in 2048 a bomb was planted by Quandale junior and it was gonna explode in 1 minute rehehehehehehe so I called him and he already moved to Mars so it exploded ahahahahahhahaah