[Verse 1]

They say it’s the new craze, sip it and glow

Internet’s blowing up, gotta have it just to show

You’re droppin’ bills left and right for a pretty label

When water’s right there, keepin’ it real on the table

[Chorus]

“Oh, you fancy now—payin’ top-shelf price?

All that hype for what? Just sugar and ice.”

[Verse 2]

Influencers shoutin’, “Yo, this the next big deal!”

But for half the cost, we could snag something real

Called it liquid gold, guess we’re panning for fools

A thirst-trap trap—just another marketing tool

[Outro]

“So chase that dream if your wallet’s got room,

But it’s still the same drink, just flash in perfume!”