[Verse 1]

Logan, Prime’s the juice that broke the net,

But it tastes like water someone’s dad just met.

KSI’s laugh carries all the hype,

Without his clout, bro, it’s just overpriced.

Blue Raspberry? Nah, that’s Smurf sweat,

And Ice Pop? More like regret you’ll forget.

You call it liquid gold, but it’s giving tap,

Prime’s the Gatorade knockoff nobody asked.

[Chorus]

Logan, where’s my Prime pool?

Flavors so cringe, it’s middle school.

TikTok loves it, but let’s be real,

Prime’s the meme with no appeal.

[Verse 2]

You’re out here wrestling, selling the dream,

While gym bros sip, calling it "the supreme."

But secretly? They know it’s weak,

Prime’s just Kool-Aid for fitness geeks.

Lemon Lime? More like lemon lies,

Hydration’s a joke, and the bottle’s the prize.

Logan, bro, you’re playing us all,

Prime’s just clout in a plastic wall.

[Chorus]

Logan, where’s my Prime pool?

Flavors so cringe, it’s middle school.

TikTok loves it, but let’s be real,

Prime’s the meme with no appeal.

[Bridge]

“Drink Prime!” Yeah, we get the pitch,

But $10 a bottle? Bro, you’re rich.

The packaging slaps, the ads are tight,

But the flavor’s like drinking Instagram likes.

[Outro]

Logan, I’m here, still waiting, my guy,

For a Prime pool or at least a try.

Prime’s the meme that we all consume,

But deep down we know—it’s a flavorless doom.