Prime bottles shining, yeah, they light up the rack,

But the flavors hit weak, and that’s just facts.

Hydration’s the pitch, but it’s all just a bluff,

You’re selling us clout, but the taste ain’t enough.

Blue Raspberry? Nah, it’s watered regret,

Overpriced hype, and we’re all in debt.

Tropical Punch? Yeah, the name’s real bold,

But one sip in, and the story’s cold.

Prime, it’s hype in disguise,

Colorful lies, but the flavor just dies.

All that buzz, but the truth won’t stick,

Prime’s just clout in a marketing trick.

Gym bros sipping, yeah, they’re flexing for show,

Calling it “gold,” but we all know.

From TikTok trends to the shelves it’s on,

But the flavor fades fast, and the hype moves on.

Hydration? Please, it’s a sugary scheme,

Prime’s just a bottle built for a meme.

The branding’s fire, yeah, it’s dressed up nice,

But the drink’s a mirage at a premium price.

Prime, it’s hype in disguise,

Colorful lies, but the flavor just dies.

All that buzz, but the truth won’t stick,

Prime’s just clout in a marketing trick.

From empty shelves to fans in line,

Prime’s just a moment, it won’t define.

The drink’s got buzz, but the depth’s not there,

Prime’s just a trend that’ll fade in the air.

Prime, your glow won’t last,

The bottle’s shiny, but the hype’s fading fast.

The world’s catching on, it’s easy to see,

Prime’s just another short-lived spree.