(Verse 1) Yo, Pierce Brosnan, the man with the charm, But let’s be real, you’ve got a bit of a farm, From Bond to Mamma Mia, what a wild ride, But your singing skills, man, they just can’t hide!

(Chorus) Pierce Brosnan, you suave, silver fox, But your dance moves? They’re like a pair of old socks, You played 007, but let’s not forget, Your ‘Dante’s Peak’ was a volcanic regret!

(Verse 2) You rocked the tux, but your stunts were a mess, Jumping off buildings, but you’re still in distress, With a face like that, you should’ve been a model, Instead, you’re in movies that make us all throttle!

(Chorus) Pierce Brosnan, you suave, silver fox, But your dance moves? They’re like a pair of old socks, You played 007, but let’s not forget, Your ‘Dante’s Peak’ was a volcanic regret!

(Bridge) You’ve got the looks, but where’s the finesse? Your ‘Remington Steele’ was a bit of a mess, You tried to be cool, but we all know the truth, Your best role was just being a heartthrob sleuth!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Pierce, with your golden gun, You’ve had your fun, but we’re not quite done, From ‘GoldenEye’ to ‘The Matador’ too, Just remember, buddy, we’re all laughing with you!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man with the flair, Pierce Brosnan, you know we still care, Just keep it light, and don’t take offense, This diss track’s all love, it’s just common sense!