(Parody-style rock/metal song )


Oh, I thought I had the power, yeah, I thought I had it all
Blue flames rising, ready to stand tall
But when I hit the battlefield, I learned the ugly truth
Ain’t no real fire—just some glowing chicken soup


Oh, I heal a little, yeah, I take some hits
But what’s the point if my damage don’t stick?
Flying through the sky like a budget bird,
But my punches feel like pillows—man, this fruit’s absurd!


🔥 Phoenix Fraud, yeah, it ain't so hot!
Tryna be a legend, but I ain't got a shot!
I flap my wings, but I ain't that strong,
Thought I’d be a beast, but I played myself wrong!


They said, "It's mythical! Bro, it’s top tier!"
But I keep getting clapped—man, get me outta here!
I’m outta stamina, can’t even stay afloat,
Got me questioning my choices—shoulda picked the Goat!


Give me Magma, give me Light,
Give me something that can actually fight!
I don’t need this bird disguise,
When my punches feel like lullabies!


🔥 Phoenix Fraud, yeah, it ain't so hot!
Tryna be a legend, but I ain't got a shot!
I heal real slow while they beat me down,
Guess I’m just a pigeon in a fancy gown!


Ooooh, shoulda gone with Dragon, shoulda picked Blizzard,
Now I’m just a meme with a washed-up name..