(Verse 1) Yo, Philippe Noiret, the king of the screen, With that mustache so fine, you know what I mean? You played the roles, from drama to laughs, But let’s be real, man, you got some gaffes!

Remember that time you tripped on your lines? The audience laughed, thought it was divine! You’re a French legend, but let’s not pretend, Sometimes your acting’s like a bad weekend blend!

(Chorus) Philippe Noiret, you’re a star, it’s true, But your bloopers are gold, we’re laughing at you! From cinema’s heights to the comedy floor, You’re the king of the mishaps, we just want more!

(Verse 2) You’ve played the wise man, the lover, the fool, But in real life, man, you broke every rule! With your quirky style and that charming flair, You made us chuckle, but do you even care?

Your films are classics, but let’s take a peek, At those awkward moments, they’re truly unique! Like that time you forgot your lines on the set, The director sighed, “Philippe, not again, yet!”

(Chorus) Philippe Noiret, you’re a star, it’s true, But your bloopers are gold, we’re laughing at you! From cinema’s heights to the comedy floor, You’re the king of the mishaps, we just want more!

(Bridge) So here’s to you, Philippe, with love and a grin, Your quirks and your flops, they’re where we begin! You’ve made us smile, you’ve made us cheer, Just don’t trip on your way to the next premiere!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man with the charm, Philippe Noiret, you’re a legend, no harm! We’ll keep on laughing, we’ll keep on the track, Just don’t forget to watch your back!

(Chorus) Philippe Noiret, you’re a star, it’s true, But your bloopers are gold, we’re laughing at you! From cinema’s heights to the comedy floor, You’re the king of the mishaps, we just want more!