(Verse 1) Yo, Peter Jackson, king of the screen, You made hobbits famous, but what does that mean? You stretched out a trilogy, made it a saga, But three hours in, I’m still waiting for a lager! You got the magic touch, but let’s be real, Your CGI trolls look like they just ate a meal! You took us to Middle-Earth, but where’s the map? I’m lost in the Shire, can I get a recap?

(Chorus) Peter Jackson, oh what a sight, Making movies all day and night, But when it comes to editing, you take your time, I’m still waiting for the end of this rhyme!

(Verse 2) You made King Kong dance, but what’s the deal? That giant ape’s got more charm than your reel! And don’t get me started on the Hobbit’s fate, You turned a short book into a long debate! You’re the master of fantasy, that’s for sure, But sometimes I wonder, do you even know the score? You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s keep it light, Your movies are epic, but your cuts? Not quite!

(Chorus) Peter Jackson, oh what a sight, Making movies all day and night, But when it comes to editing, you take your time, I’m still waiting for the end of this rhyme!

(Bridge) So here’s to the man with the big ol’ dreams, Who brought us orcs, elves, and crazy schemes, You’re a cinematic wizard, that’s plain to see, Just don’t take too long, or we’ll all need a pee!

(Outro) So raise your glass, let’s give a cheer, To Peter Jackson, the filmmaker we hold dear, With a wink and a smile, we’ll keep it fun, Just remember, Pete, you’re not the only one!

(Chorus) Peter Jackson, oh what a sight, Making movies all day and night, But when it comes to editing, you take your time, I’m still waiting for the end of this rhyme!