(Verse 1) Yo, Penélope, you know you’re a star, But let’s talk about those roles that went too far, From ‘Vanilla Sky’ to ‘Blow’, you took a ride, But sometimes I wonder, where’s the logic inside?

(Chorus) Penélope, Penélope, what’s the deal? You’re a queen on screen, but let’s keep it real, With that accent switch, girl, you’re hard to place, One minute you’re Spanish, next you’re in space!

(Verse 2) You’ve got that charm, and you’ve got that flair, But remember that time you forgot your own hair? At the Oscars, girl, you were looking so fine, But tripped on the red carpet, oh what a sign!

(Chorus) Penélope, Penélope, what’s the deal? You’re a queen on screen, but let’s keep it real, With that accent switch, girl, you’re hard to place, One minute you’re Spanish, next you’re in space!

(Bridge) You’ve danced with the best, from Bardem to Cruz, But let’s not forget those fashion faux pas blues, Sometimes you shine, sometimes you flop, But we love you, girl, you’re always on top!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Penélope, keep doing your thing, Just remember to laugh, let the good times ring, You’re a legend, a star, and that’s no lie, Just don’t trip on the stage, or we’ll all say goodbye!