(Verse 1) Yo, Pedro Alonso, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the heist, but can’t keep it real. You played Berlin, but where’s your plan? Always scheming, but can’t find a fan!

(Chorus) Pedro, Pedro, what’s that sound? It’s your career, man, it’s falling down! You got the charm, but where’s the skill? In the game of life, you’re just a thrill!

(Verse 2) You’re a master of disguise, but we see through, With those wild antics, what’s wrong with you? You’re a heartthrob, but let’s be clear, Your dance moves got us all in fear!

(Chorus) Pedro, Pedro, what’s that sound? It’s your career, man, it’s falling down! You got the charm, but where’s the skill? In the game of life, you’re just a thrill!

(Bridge) You’ve got the looks, but where’s the plot? Your Instagram’s lit, but your roles are not! You’re a meme machine, but can’t you see? The only heist you pulled was stealing our glee!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, the man of the hour, With your quirky style and questionable power. Keep on laughing, keep on the grind, Just remember, Pedro, we’re all one of a kind!

(Chorus) Pedro, Pedro, what’s that sound? It’s your career, man, it’s falling down! You got the charm, but where’s the skill? In the game of life, you’re just a thrill!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man we adore, With all your quirks, we just want more! Pedro Alonso, you’re one of a kind, Keep it funny, keep it light, and don’t lose your mind!