(Verse 1) Yo, Paul Thomas, you think you’re the king, But your movies got me questioning everything. You’re the master of long takes, but let’s be real, Sometimes I’m just waiting for that big reveal.

You got the quirks, the style, the indie flair, But your plots are like puzzles, man, I swear! Magnolia’s frogs raining down from the sky, I’m just tryna figure out why, oh why?

(Chorus) Paul Thomas, oh, you’re a cinematic tease, With your artsy vibes, you do as you please. But sometimes I wonder, what’s the point of it all? Just give me a plot twist, don’t let my brain stall!

(Verse 2) Phantom Thread, you got fashion on lock, But who knew love could be such a hard knock? You’re weaving tales like a seamstress with flair, But I’m just here like, “Dude, do you even care?”

And let’s not forget about that ‘There Will Be Blood’, A masterpiece, sure, but it’s a bit of a dud. Daniel Day-Lewis, he’s a legend, no doubt, But I’m still confused, what’s this movie about?

(Chorus) Paul Thomas, oh, you’re a cinematic tease, With your artsy vibes, you do as you please. But sometimes I wonder, what’s the point of it all? Just give me a plot twist, don’t let my brain stall!

(Bridge) You’re the king of the quirks, the master of hype, But sometimes your films feel like a long, wild type. I’m just here laughing, can’t take it too serious, Your style’s so unique, it’s almost delirious!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Paul, with your genius and flair, Keep making those films, we’ll all be right there. Just remember, my dude, it’s all in good fun, Your quirks make you special, you’re second to none!