(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Captain Picard, but I’m here to take the helm, You think you’re the king, but I’m running this realm. You’ve got that Shakespearean flair, but let’s be real, Your bald head’s shining brighter than your acting appeal!
(Chorus) Patrick Stewart, oh what a sight, You’re the star of the stage, but can’t dance right. With your Shakespeare quotes and your tea time chats, But we all know you’re just a bald cat!
(Verse 2) You’ve played a mutant, a captain, and a knight, But your Twitter game’s weak, man, it’s just not tight. You’re out here tweeting like you’re the king of the scene, But we all know you’re just a meme machine!
(Chorus) Patrick Stewart, oh what a sight, You’re the star of the stage, but can’t dance right. With your Shakespeare quotes and your tea time chats, But we all know you’re just a bald cat!
(Bridge) You’ve got that voice, it’s smooth like silk, But your cooking skills? Man, they’re worse than milk! You’re a knight in the realm, but can’t fry an egg, I’d rather watch you act than see you beg!
(Verse 3) You’ve got the charm, but let’s not pretend, That your fashion sense is a little off trend. With those turtlenecks and that classic suit, You look like a dad who forgot how to loot!
(Chorus) Patrick Stewart, oh what a sight, You’re the star of the stage, but can’t dance right. With your Shakespeare quotes and your tea time chats, But we all know you’re just a bald cat!
(Outro) So here’s to you, Sir Patrick, we raise a glass, You’re a legend for sure, but let’s have a laugh. With your quirks and your charm, you’re one of a kind, Just remember, my dude, it’s all in good fun, never blind!