(Verse 1) Yo, Patrick Criado, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From the screen to the stage, you’re a sight to see, But sometimes I wonder, is that really you or a parody?

(Chorus) Patrick Criado, you’re a star, it’s true, But your career’s like a sitcom, what’s next, a zoo? With every little slip, you just make us laugh, Keep it coming, buddy, you’re our favorite gaffe!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on your own two feet? The way you recovered, man, that was a feat! You’re the only actor who can steal the show, Just by fumbling lines, putting on a show!

(Chorus) Patrick Criado, you’re a star, it’s true, But your career’s like a sitcom, what’s next, a zoo? With every little slip, you just make us laugh, Keep it coming, buddy, you’re our favorite gaffe!

(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But let’s be honest, you’re a little rare! From awkward interviews to fashion faux pas, You’re the life of the party, our own little star!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Patrick, keep doing your thing, We love your quirks, you make our hearts sing! With every little blunder, you rise to the top, In the game of life, you’re the cream of the crop!

(Chorus) Patrick Criado, you’re a star, it’s true, But your career’s like a sitcom, what’s next, a zoo? With every little slip, you just make us laugh, Keep it coming, buddy, you’re our favorite gaffe!

(Outro) So here’s a toast to the man of the hour, Keep shining bright, you’ve got the power! Patrick Criado, you’re one of a kind, In this crazy world, you’re the best find!