(Verse 1) Yo, Patrick Criado, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From the screen to the stage, you’re a sight to behold, But sometimes your choices, man, they’re just plain bold!

(Chorus) Patrick Criado, you’re a star, it’s true, But your career’s like a rollercoaster, who knew? With every twist and turn, you keep us on our toes, Just don’t trip on the fame, that’s how the story goes!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your lines? The audience laughed, said, “Hey, he’s just fine!” You played it off cool, like it’s all in the game, But we all know, Patrick, you’re not quite the same!

(Chorus) Patrick Criado, you’re a star, it’s true, But your career’s like a rollercoaster, who knew? With every twist and turn, you keep us on our toes, Just don’t trip on the fame, that’s how the story goes!

(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But sometimes your antics, man, they’re hard to bear! From fashion faux pas to those viral clips, You keep us laughing, with your wild little quips!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Patrick, keep doing your thing, Just remember to check if your phone’s on ring! We love your spirit, your heart, and your style, Just keep it light, and we’ll stick around for a while!

(Chorus) Patrick Criado, you’re a star, it’s true, But your career’s like a rollercoaster, who knew? With every twist and turn, you keep us on our toes, Just don’t trip on the fame, that’s how the story goes!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the quirks and the fun, Patrick Criado, you’re our number one! Keep shining bright, and don’t take it to heart, This diss track’s just love, it’s a playful art!