(Verse 1) Yo, Patrick Criado, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From the screen to the stage, you’re a sight to behold, But sometimes your choices, man, they’re just plain bold!

(Chorus) Patrick Criado, you’re a star, it’s true, But your career’s like a rollercoaster, who knew? With every twist and turn, you keep us on our toes, Just don’t trip on the fame, that’s how the story goes!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your lines? The audience laughed, said, “Hey, he’s just fine!” You played it off cool, like it’s all in the game, But we all know, Patrick, you’re not quite the same!

(Chorus) Patrick Criado, you’re a star, it’s true, But your career’s like a rollercoaster, who knew? With every twist and turn, you keep us on our toes, Just don’t trip on the fame, that’s how the story goes!

(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But sometimes your antics, man, they’re hard to bear! From fashion faux pas to those viral clips, You keep us laughing, can’t help but do flips!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Patrick, with your quirky style, You make us chuckle, you make us smile! Keep doing your thing, we’ll be here for the ride, Just remember, my dude, don’t let the ego slide!

(Chorus) Patrick Criado, you’re a star, it’s true, But your career’s like a rollercoaster, who knew? With every twist and turn, you keep us on our toes, Just don’t trip on the fame, that’s how the story goes!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man of the hour, Patrick Criado, you’ve got the power! With laughter and love, we’ll sing this track, Just keep it light, and we’ll always have your back!