He smells food before it’s even ordered.

Bro’s face got early access to the next update.

Nose so long, it loads ads before he arrives. Buffering... please wait.

He breathes in the future, exhales the past.

Wind resistance: 100% Nose acting like a sailboat anchor.

he should be paying oxygen tax

plague doctor without the mask

doesn't snort lines he snorts paragraphs

holy what a beak

that brotha can't fold the bed sheets

we have adam driver at home

homies got a Roman nose. It's roman all over his face

he could smoke a cigar in pouring rain

bro your nose is on time and you're 15 minutes late